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Mitchell Chaffee’s two goals and assist get him first star honors in this game, a 6-3 Syracuse blowout Saturday night in Wilkes-Barre, in case you are wondering about the headline.
But the game really did chafe me, in all the wrong ways. I’ll explain.
Syracuse rolled out AHL journeyman Brandon Halverson in net, who hasn’t played in the AHL since the 2019-20 season (two games) and hasn’t played a full AHL seasons since the 2018-19 season. He doesn’t know what a goals against average below three is, had one season where he had a .906 save percentage and hasn’t won in the AHL since 2019.
Syracuse insulated him, and the Penguins only had 13 shots through two periods and one goal, an Austin Rueschhoff power play goal.
Halverson was far from the reason why the Crunch blew out the Penguins Saturday.
Wilkes-Barre finally came alive in the third period, already down 5-1, to the tune of 16 shots for and only 4 against (one of those was an empty net goal scored by the Crunch) and a 2-1 goal advantage. Two of those goals were scored by Jack Rathbone.
If Marc Johnstone is my favorite player on the team then Rathbone is my least favorite followed by Dmitri Samorukov and Taylor Fedun. Fedun was scratched Saturday, so I can’t pin tonight’s loss on him.
It was back to the bad Penguins Saturday. This team is consistently inconsistent, and it is something we will just have to get used to.
But tonight was extraordinarily bad.
Look I don’t mind if you lose. But it’s how you lose that gets me.
Innocuous start for the Crunch, it happens.
I mean giving the guy a wide open lane to shoot and skate into is a bit cringe, but what can you do?
Then a dart by Chaffee and it’s 2-0 and starting to get out of control.
Here’s where I started to get upset, missing summers, my pool and sunsets after 8.
Absolutely COOKING Dmitri Samorukov for a goal there. The Penguins needed a response of any kind against a literal sieve of a goaltender playing for their opponent, and they go out and do that. Just mind boggling.
Oh and on top of that, the Penguins went about eight minutes of game time between their shots in the second. In between that time frame, the Crunch score three goals.
Here’s the third.
Just a snipe by Gage Goncalves, with Samorukov and Mark Pysyk standing around and watching.
Here’s the Rueschhoff power play tally.
But then Syracuse proceeds to kick the teeth of the Penguins in again on this goal by Chaffee again to make it 5-1.
Jack Rathbone had a particularly awful game for himself, but some of that stink got washed off by two goals, his first as a Penguin.
Max Groshev scored his second of the game on an empty net when J.D. Forrest decided to pull Garret Sparks, who was in on relief of Taylor Gauthier.
Here’s how they lined up:
Lineup Notes: Libor Hajek and Taylor Fedun were out for Rathbone and Xavier Ouellet on defense and Avery Hayes was out with an upper body injury that needs to be evaluated so Dakota Joshua took his place.
Three Stars: 3) Jack Rtahbone (two goals) 2) Gage Goncalves (goal, two assists) 1) Mitchell Chaffee (two goals, assist)
The Good: 😳
The Bad: 🤐
Turning Point: Chaffee’s first goal that turned Samorukov inside out. How do you say, you play like a dog Dmitri in Russian?
Around the Division: I don’t feel like linking the other boxes. Head here if you don’t believe me.
Providence shuts out Hartford 2-0….Bridgeport beats Springfield 2-1 in overtime….Hershey shuts out Lehigh Valley 2-0.
Standings: Hershey 18 – Hartford and Springfield 15 – Charlotte 14 – Penguins 13 – Providence 11 – Lehigh Valley 10 – Bridgeport 9
Wheeling Update: Nailers play role reversal and beat Idaho 5-2. The Steelheads beat the Nailers by the same score Friday. Jordan Frasca had a goal and an assist.
Video Highlights: Click at your own peril.
More midweek when Hershey comes calling Wednesday.
Let’s Go Pens!